How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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