Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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