he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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