Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
