So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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