he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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