Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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