found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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