Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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