i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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