This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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