I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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