I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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