Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
