so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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