I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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