Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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