had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?