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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck

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• (646): View more from New York

  when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Worst way to find out I have a half sister

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.

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