so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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