so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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