can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
