I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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