Fuck appropriateness.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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