Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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