Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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