Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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