I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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