i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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