I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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