fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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