Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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