He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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