No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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