Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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