Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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