Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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