I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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