Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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