Don't you send me to vm
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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