You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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