first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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