your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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