During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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