we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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