: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
love makes seman taste better
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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