Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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