with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
tell me about the eggs
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
