I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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