I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Randomize
