I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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