i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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